Has Lance Lost it?
By Katlynnenenenne Willex

Lance Reining has had a history with “losing it”. From when his first girlfriend broke up with him to his current wife’s divorce, the young twenty-yr old has lost it again. Lately Reining has been found roaming the library in search for love. Not literally as he reads in search of another female match. After a long days search Reining has continuously been found photocopying a variety of body parts. Not pictures of body parts, but limbs of his own. Reining has created a new style of art through his frustrations and other emotions. Maybe one day he will realize the impact in which he has on others. Classes at the local universities have developed lectures to follow the philosophy and understanding of such art. Reining however has not recently recovered and maybe brought into a rehabilitation enter before severe damage is made. Reining’s father, Paul Reining claims “Lance will recover eventually, its only a matter of time”.
They Rent Movies Like Us
By Katlynnenenenne Willex
Sydney Neil and her child are spotted at a local movie rental store. Can’t they afford to buy movies whenever they feel? The two spotted in The Hague have been forced to keep public. With Sydney’s aggressive husband, Mark Stantrugh (who has been caught in street fights earlier this month), his actions have forced her and her child to remain within the public eye, to minimize any future harm. Their tough times have limited any non-stressful activities. Including simply watching a decent movie in the theaters. The two earlier this morning were spotted coming out of a physiologists most likely for mental help. Celebrities do everyday things too. Renting movies are included. Previously the two were spotted in the local fruit market where wide selections of fresh fruits were chosen. The day was full of errands without any help. Sydney was left on her own but probably will be for the next month or so until a trial is held for her husband who is currently being held in The Hague’s prison. Life may get a little uneasy for the two remaining.








